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I like pizza, and guitar, and ordinary things.

Man was wrong[edit]

I am happy that you guys are reading this

now, as long as the wookies stay away, this page can remain good.

I like guitar, and i play it often. sometimes i play it underwater, and sometimes not. my guitar skills are comparable to that of jimi hendrix, page, valvino, and steven harper. I actually decapitated harper in battle of the bands back in '98. he spray painted my guitar invisible, and i looked like a freak out there.

I forgave him[edit]

i dont exactly know why, but there is an orange bearded ninja asking me to go with him to mordor. ill see you all later.