FYI – Wake The FUCK Up, You Brainwashed Peasants – the kids these days – I went to Target – Subverted Rhyme – Blazer Pin – My First Address To The Common Man – This un's got a long title. – Unwanted – Cold Love – Suicide – I Love the Smell of Gasoline – A Visit from Satanbear – Love Letter from a Strange Boyfriend: A Sonnet – Under the Table – The Judgement Day – Ten Little Porn $tars – Fuck you God – I am the Calculator – How crude! – Ode To McDonald's – Song of the sea pirates – When You Drive a Toyota – Hobbits Are Not Gay – Ode to Codeine's Mum – Birds of the Hair – Pi – Poems that don't rhyme – A Barbecue to Remember – Insulting Love Poem – My Face Is So Fat – Subliminal Poetry – Vanity – Paradise Abridged – Well-Oiled Birds – Self-reference reference – Unicorns – In Rangoon at the stroke of noon – Love Poem For The Cyber-Age – Ode to GTA IV – Vogon Love Poem – Little Boy – Little yellow spider – Couplet – Sonnet About Not Having a Muse – Haiku 457b – The First Draft of "Song of Myself" – Nobody reads UnPoetia! – The Apathy that is your Face – Abraham Lincoln's fair-weather waffle frolic – A Mind-Bogglingly Accurate Definition of the Modern Age – The Horrific Indifference of the Passage of Time – A Commie in My Closet – Isaiah – Your First Coming – Ode To Mrs Amanda McKitterick Ros – Shall I Compare Thee With Thy Mother, 'Ey? – Divorce Song – What is the matter with Mary Jane? – Do Not Shag Gentle During That Good Night – Tao Te Ching – Drunken Angst Directed at Girlfriend and those who care enough to cheer you up – Wuz da Nite Befo Crimmus – An Anthology of Baby and Midget Poetry – I Hate Rappers Who Cannot Rhyme – Sweetheart –Guardian – Lepus – E.O.C.